Monday, February 27, 2012

I love my job

I work with roofers, I work for roofers, I love roofers...but everywhere I go it smells like wintergreen chewing tobacco. Seriously!! How can something be super gross and kinda sexy?? I've tried it and understand the appeal, but I don't do it because (1) I don't want cancer and (2) no woman looks sexy with cud in her mouth. I'm a midwestern farmer's daughter and love a hard-working country man, but some of these habits are awful. Your crooked, long-cut smile turns me on, but the spit cup on the table makes me ill. Thank goodnss for pouches!!!!

Just getting started

I'm pretty new to blogging. While I understand it and stalk plenty of bloggers, I've never really done one of my own. For the most part, this is for me. I have a decent memory but would love to have a way to remember everything when I'm super old and can't.

B and the Nard are my whole world and will be the biggest part of anything I have to say. It's been a rough couple of years...well to be honest, it's been a rough "longer than that". I'm a divorcee (yeah that's my version of making it sound French). I have been divorced a year and a half and seperated an additional year to that. I was married for almost 10 years and we met in junior high....awwww (ppplllttt). We get along, but I can't stand him. He's a selfish douche lord!!! But enough about that...I try to let others form their own opinions.

So every other weekend, I'm a single lady...yep now that song is in my head and yours. I don't do much, school work and watch tv, sometimes a little dancing with friends. At 31, it is probably time to stop that...but since I look 22...I can still pull it off. I totally suck at relationships because I start off assuming it won't work out for some reason. So...as for getting started, this is it. I think the rest will come with time.